9 Ridiculous Pet Product Names

If you look hard enough into our product range, you’re sure to find some strange but hilarious product names. We picked 9 of our favourites for your amusement, they’re all real, available for purchase and we didn’t alter any part of the names or descriptions.

1. Johnsons Bitch Spray 150ml Bitch Spray (for Bitches In Season) – Protects Bitches In Season By Discouraging The Unwanted Attention Of Dogs. May Be Used In Conjunction With Bitch And Deodorant Tablets.

2. Large Fat Balls Large Fat Balls 500g For Wild Birds. Birds of all sizes love them, so why not get some fat balls for birds!

3. Hungover Chicken

Hungover Christmas chicken 13” with squeaker!

4. Skinners Ruff And Ready 15Kg

Skinners Ruff & Ready is an appetising mixture of real meat, cooked vegetables, flaked cereals and crunchy biscuits your dog is sure to love.

5. Life Like Human Skull

Aquarium decoration. For freshwater and marine environments. Hand-painted.

6. Petlove Jingle Cat Balls

Pack of four various coloured balls each with a bell. Remove all packaging before use, always supervise play times, replace when toy becomes worn or damaged.

7. Hj3000 Commando Airforce 6-11 Sock

Action Socks. Commando are the first line of defence for your feet. Designed to exacting Ministry of Defence standards they are the ultimate in hard-wearing performance.

8. Threashold Picture Guide Bombproofing Tips Book

The common term for a horse that accepts everything without being afraid is ‘bombproof’, implying that even if a bomb went off nearby, the horse would not react, jump sideways, or try to run away. By following the methods in BOMBPROOFING TIPS, in time you may find that your horse has become the kind of paragon that we traditionally call ‘bombproof’.

9. Battles Maggot Oil 1L

A soothing skin dressing and effective fly repellent for use in sheep when fly strike and maggots are a problem. Contains p-menthane-3,8 diol 1.2% w/w. Always read the label before use.